One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5 year olds:
- I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.
An Irish boy put his hand up and said:
- It was St. Patrick....
The teacher said:
- Sorry Sean, that's not correct.
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said:
- It was St. Andrew.
The teacher replied:
- I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said:
- It was Jesus Christ.
The teacher said:
- That's absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I'll give you the $2.
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said:
- You know Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.
Marvin replied:
- Yeah... In my heart I knew it was Moses, but " business is business..."
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